BEST CHAIN EVERRRRRRRRRHi, I am England. Once you read this youcannot get out , git! Finish reading thisuntil it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I amEngland. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrowsand scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones.If you don't send this to at least 12people I will come to your house atmidnight and I'll hide in your kitchen.When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones.Don't believe me?"no"Case 1:Alfred F. JonesGot this e-mail. He doesn't believein chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA!He was sleeping when his Oven startedsmelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha!You don't want to be like Alfred, doyou?Case 2:Francis BonnefoyHates chain mail, but he didn't wantto eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4people. Not good enough, wanker! Now,France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know ifhe'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Haha! Now, do you want to be like France?Case 3:
Last nights dream was amazingLen and Oliver were in lolita dresses (Len was extra showy) and and! AND! THEY WERE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OVER ME WITH RUBBER D*LDO'S :iconfyeahplz: Fuck yeah....SHOTA BATTLES FOR THE WINN!
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